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Fashiontribes Don'ts-Jessica Simpson makes a fashiontribes felony with her hideous-hooker inspired VMA gear-Clearly, a fashion expert she is not-Fashiontribes.com blog

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So, uh, not much to really poke fun at here, because it's so obvious even the "fashion reviewers" at Star picked it out as the worst of the week.  I'll give it a half-hearted attempt though:  In this terrible choice of fabric (can't be classified as clothing) Jessica Simpson looks like a complete slut.  Her ugly, hideous, distracting shirt can't manage to stay on.  Items like this weren't designed for girls who- as her dad proudly crowed- has Double D's.  Her shorts are pulled up so high, I am getting a wedgie.  Burn it all. Please.  As a gift to humanity.

-Rachel

August 31, 2005 in Beauty, Fashion, Fashion Felonies, Fashiontribes 911, Fashiontribes Files, Man on the Street, Pop Culture, Weblogs, What the Hell? | Permalink

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