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Sexy Horoscope: What the stars have to say about your Wicked Wicked ways.

Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
What's the point of going straight for a while if you don't go insane first? You'll feel the need to take it easy this week or dial back on your sex life, but don't act prematurely. You have to have Mardi Gras before you can have Lent, and you need to make sure certain behaviors and desires have had their day before shutting them out. So go out and expose whatever body parts you have to in order to make this happen.

For the rest of your Hosroscope go to nerve.com

Waxing off,

Raven Burgos

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Gaytanamo": Slightly Less Offensive Than "Homocaust, Part VI"- nerve.com

 

Gay Porn in bad taste! ( pun anybody?) Proving that a catchy name can get you attention:

" It premiered back in February but today's your last day to
get free shipping on Gaytanamo, the controversial porno set in a penal colony. It's always nice to save a few bucks on a "very conscious and deliberate attempt to suggest the interplay of culture, politics, sexuality" as director Owen Hawk describes it. We prefer the term "kinda messed up wank movie". But you don't need to go to US-controlled dentention camps to fulfill your prisoner fetish. Don't Drop the Soap, White Boy and several other stories on PrisonStuds.com are totally rad and totally free. Best quote: "He looked like he manicured his fingernails, they were all smooth and shit." Apparently a little cuticle softener is all it takes to impress the boys in the yard. Good to know if you ever find yourself in the clink and needing to barter for ciggies. —EB

Nerve.com

Waxing off,
Raven

Durex Asked for the viril and horny to help test out Products in France and UK: UK won

An online campaign to recruit condom testers in Europe netted substantially more British than French volunteers. Durex condoms is seeking 5,000 "men and women of all ages, ethnic groups and sexual orientations" to test its products and then report on how they work. In the first day, 16,000 randy Brits, compared to only 2,000 amorous Frenchmen, signed up to participate

"THE launch of a Durex campaign to recruit condom testers proved more popular in the UK than in France.

It attracted 16,000 applicants in the UK in a single day - 2,000 more than on launch day across the Channel.

The condom brand was inundated with UK volunteers when recruitment started on Thursday last week.

By end of play the following day, Durex had received 23,000 applications.

The firm wants a panel of 5,000 people to report their experiences of using its condoms and lubricants.

Participants will get the products free of charge, plus entry into a STG500 ($A1,219) cash prize draw.

Durex spokeswoman Sarah-Louise Heslop said: "Clearly our condom tester campaign has caught the imagination of the British public.

"We're delighted that the first day of the campaign attracted more than 16,000 applications and really pleased that the British are so keen to test out our sexual enhancement products."

HeraldSun

Raven Burgos

Geeks: HAving as much sex as the rest of us. New pole shows that geeks are getting laid too

Heres a tasty sampler of the ( yawn) quiz. In the age of shows like Beauty and the Geek, (thank you Ashton) and other prevelent stereotypes concerning "geeks," Im glad this zero impact pole has shed some light.

"How old were you when you first had sex?
44% indicated that they had sex by the age of 18.
According to Trendsin Premarital Sex in the United States, 1954 - 2003, by Lawrence B.Finer, published in the January/February 2007 issue of Public Health Reports, that number for all Americans was 58% in 2003. 1
2% of respondents aged 25 and above indicated they have never had sex.
Based on data from Finer's paper, the number for all Americans is somewhat less than 10%.
What's the earliest date when you had sex with someone? 46% have had sex on their first date. 69% have had sex by their 5th date.

What's an acceptable number of dates before having sex? 23% said it was ok to have sex on the first date. Males were more liberal on this subject, 25% of males approved compared to only 18% of females. Only 6% of males and 7% of females felt it was never ok to have sex until marriage.
How many different partners have you had sex with?

geek2geek.com

Raven Burgos

Not your grandmas Bingo: Dirty Bingo Brings the raunch into an otherwiuse sleep inducing activity. FASHIONTRIBES SEX BLOG

A lot of the girls at the massage parlor don’t complain about the very difficult clients as much as they complain about the boring ones. Men who literally just lie there, or refuse to make eye contact, their ever presant shame threatening to bum the girl out. Boring clients make these women count seconds

     That’s kind of how I have felt about bingo, its minimal interaction and I always feel like I might as well be sitting in front of a slot machine pressing buttons and absorbing the cigarette smoke via my pores. But not anymore

Introducing : "DIRTY BINGO!!! This is definitely not your Grandmas bingo. This is definitely not the bingo they play on cruise ships or poolside at family resorts. This is DIRTY BINGO!!! If you didn't come in February, watch for it in March's Time Out or to be fetured on HDNet, or better yet, come in March and experience it yourself. The rules are the same as regular Bingo. The prizes are definitely of a more adult nature. And we learned from the last DIRTY BINGO that we have a randy bunch on our hands, so the gifts will be of a more, shall we say, directly applicable nature. These prizes will definitely keep you hot and bothered on those chilly early spring nights. Join us on TUESDAY, MARCH 27TH, at 8PM as our fabulous Canadienne, Genvieve, calls the numbers. Prizes provided by Kiki De Montparnasse Price: $2 per card per game " PARADOU

If you arent lucky enough to reside in this dirty city do some web searched I found tons of dirty bingo events across america.

Waxing off,

Raven Burgos

A different kind of playground: Porn in Tokyo & the Korean "Love Land" Sex themed park. FASHIONTRIBES SEX BLOG

Two tickets please!

"I can still remember the feeling of disbelief when I turned the corner in a well-heeled, respectable Tokyo neighborhood to find myself face-to-face with a porn cinema. Not only that, but on the shopping street nearby, a poster display advertised the cinema's selection of lewd flicks with maximum explicitness. A respectable-looking man in a suit stood in front of the display in broad daylight, inspecting the images like a true connoisseur." Read on

Waxing off,

Raven Burgos

 

Get your Kinky awards on:The 14th Annual Erotic Awards in London Wednesday 23. semi finalist showcase. Bring on the bangers and Mash. FASHIONTRIBES SEX BLOG

Bangers are sausages right? This is a shoecase highlighting the semi finalist in London, at the Clapham Grand HOTEL. "Nominations for all categories of The 2007 Erotic Awards to arrive before April 21st – when they will be judged by our Grand Jury of Conspicuous Sensuality. The finalists of the Erotic Awards are exhibited in a gallery, on the Erotic-Awards.co.uk website and at the Night of the Senses, where performers and fashion designers are on stage, presented by Mat Fraser, and the winners presented with a Golden Flying Penis Trophies" For more info Night of the senses.com Flying Penis award? I feel i deserve that just for the bad sex I have had and in anticipation of all the bad sex I will have.

1000 uk's to you,

Raven Burgos

The happy Ending Bitching intro Why it pays to keep your eyes and ears to the Street. FASHIONTRIBES SEX BLOG

Welcome to The Happy Ending. This is my Bitching intro. Just to clear something up I am not myself a sex worker. But some of my best friends are hoes. This blog isn’t just about sex and the people who pay for it. Its about so much more It’s about:

George Michael
Lindsey lohans exposed crotch
And general happy healthy sexy stuff I seek to get your attention with my feminine wiles (ahem...) and then get all-educational on your ass This is a sex positive, sex worker positive, blog. So get those hand mirrors out, were gonna bond 1000 hj's to you  

- Raven