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An Over-the-Hill Lolita, a Cut-Rate Rapunzel Slingin' Hash in a Vegas Diner, and Queen Kong in Cheap Lingerie. Yes It's That Time of Year Again...the Snarky Mr. Blackwell & His Worst-Dressed List. Congrats to Britney: You're #1. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

The (fashion) gospel according to what Defamer described as the "shadowy fashion player-hater" who emerges annually from his "stylish groundhog hole":

Mr_blackwell_britney The Winner: BRITNEY SPEARS "An over-the-hill Lolita"

Mr_blackwell_mary_kate Runner Up: MARY-KATE OLSEN Dumpster chic & apparently in need of bug spray instead of perfume.

Mr_blackwell_jessica_simpson JESSICA SIMPSON "a cut-rate Rapunzel slingin' hash in a Vegas diner"

Mr_blackwell_eva_longoria_1 EVA LONGORIA guilty of "garish taste"

Mr_blackwell_paris_hilton_1 PARIS HILTON "still looks like yesterday's cheesecake...with a side of kitsch"

Mr_blackwell_mariah_carey MARIAH CAREY Her fashion felony? The wearing of excessively skimpy ensembles.

Mr_blackwell_anna_nicole_smith ANNA NICOLE SMITH "Queen Kong in cheap lingerie"

Mr_blackwell_lindsay_lohan_1  LINDSAY LOHAN "drowning in grown-up groaners"

Mr_blackwell_renee_zellweger RENEE ZELLWEGER "painted pumpkin on a pogo stick"

- Lesley Scott

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