Fashion Felonies

February 12, 2008

Fall 2008 Fashion Week: Trend Alert - Vibrant Blue Nails at Betsey Johnson

Fall 2008 Fashion Week: Trend Alert - Vibrant Blue Nails at Betsey Johnson

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November 01, 2007

The Top 10 Fashion Gotta-Have-It-Nows.

The Top 10 fashion gotta-have-it-nows.

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July 23, 2007

Furry, Feathered, Fluffy & Puffy: It's the Fall Fashion & Accessories Must-Have List. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION & ACCESSORIES BLOG

This fall, prepare to pile on the pounds....of fabulously fluffy fashions. From Fendi's oddly cool wool-dreadlock & feather bag to a chic Moschino puffer coat, this is the season to enjoy the fur-covered, feather-trimmed, tulle-encased rewards of being a girl....

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November 20, 2006

Victoria Beckham at the TomKat Wedding in Italy Rocking Librarian Chic. Witness a Fashion Icon in the Making...and Get the Look While You're At It. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

(Victoria & David Beckham arriving in Italy to attend the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes wedding; photos: Just Jared) Someone seems to have smacked Victoria Beckham with the stylish stick - and hard! Out went the hair extensions, leaving in their wake...

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February 28, 2006

God God, Was Jordan (aka Katie Price) Mugged for the Bottom Half of Her Skirt on the Way to a Book Signing? FASHIONTRIBES FASHION FELONIES BLOG

Simply unspeakable. via CelebrityCrack.com - Lesley Scott Fashiontribes Jordan Katie Price Celebrity Fashion Do's & Don'ts Fashion Pop Culture Fashion Expert

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January 17, 2006

Only a True Blue Friend is Likely to Answer Honestly...and Even Then You Can't Be Sure. For Once & For All, Get an Honest Answer to that Age Old Question: Does My Ass Look Fat in These Pants? FASHIONTRIBES POP CULTURE & FASHION BLOG

I know I'm completely incapable of being objective about my booty - as is pretty much ever other body image-neurotic fashionista I consort with - and god knows, none of us would actually be anything close to honest with each...

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January 13, 2006

The Wisdom of the Manolo: Just Say No to Ugg-ly Footwear - Paging the Russian Valenki! - Regardless of Name, Country of Origin or Latest Incarnation. FASHIONTRIBES SHOE & FASHION BLOG

Here at FT, we have a problem with ugly footwear & skirt combinations - and, yes, cowboy boots generally fall into this category - so you can imagine the conniption fits we have when otherwise attractive fashionistas are still spotted...

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January 11, 2006

An Over-the-Hill Lolita, a Cut-Rate Rapunzel Slingin' Hash in a Vegas Diner, and Queen Kong in Cheap Lingerie. Yes It's That Time of Year Again...the Snarky Mr. Blackwell & His Worst-Dressed List. Congrats to Britney: You're #1. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

The (fashion) gospel according to what Defamer described as the "shadowy fashion player-hater" who emerges annually from his "stylish groundhog hole": The Winner: BRITNEY SPEARS "An over-the-hill Lolita" Runner Up: MARY-KATE OLSEN Dumpster chic & apparently in need of bug...

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January 02, 2006

United Bamboo proves to know what girls want with a gorgeous long abstract print dress-Spring Picks for a fab new season:New York Fashion-Fashiontribes Fashion Blog

Feeling a little Mommy Drinks? Me too. This United Bamboo Ankle Length Abstract print dress with ladder trim is the perfect wardrobe staple for spring. -Rachel Fashiontribes Fashion Fashiontribes Fashion Expert Style Lifestyle Store Report Items We Idolize United Bamboo...

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December 29, 2005

Marshmellow Snowflakes-each one is different-Rachel's Sweet Tooth Resolution: Snow Critters for a joyous New Year-Fashiontribes Sweet Tooth Blog

MARSHMELLOW SNOWFLAKES 2 envelopes unflavored gelatin(each 1 scant tablespoon) 1 1/2 cups sugar 2/3 cup light corn syrup 1/8 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract Vegetable-oil cooking spray 1. Coat a 12-by-17-inch rimmed baking sheet with cooking spray; line...

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December 09, 2005

Inject some chic into your winter eating with French Macaroons a la Martha Stewart-Fashiontribes Sweet Tooth Blog

FRENCH ALMOND MACAROONS Martha Stewart's Baking Handbook Makes about 30 sandwich cookies INGREDIENTS Swiss Meringue Buttercream 4 large egg whites 3 sticks (1-1/2 cups) unsalted butter, room temperature, cut into tablespoons 1-1/4 cups sugar 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract Macaroons...

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December 05, 2005

Topshop has the 'I couldn't care less' look down to a t-and we love their carefree fashion sense-Fashiontribes Fashion Blog

Fashiontribes Fashion Fashiontribes Fashion Expert Style Lifestyle Store Report Items We Idolize Topshop Fashiontribes Outfit of the Day Holiday Dressing Shopping Fall Fashion Style Lifestyle Shopping

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December 01, 2005

Theory's Cropped Claudia B rabbit Jacket-stick a bow on it and it's done-Fashiontribes Fashion blog

Rabbit fur is one of my winter time favorites. It's soft and snugly, yet the price is approachable. The best way to wear rabbit? Cropped and cute. Scoop (New York emporium of pared down style) teamed up with Theory (queens...

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November 14, 2005

The New St. John Knits Ad Campaign Stars Supermodel Giselle. Yawn. We Miss the Fabulously Cheesy Ads Starring Kelly Gray (the Founder's Daughter) Frolicking & Cavorting in Exotic Locales w/ Scantily Clad Studs. Fashiontribes Fashion Expert Blog & Podcast

The New St. John Knits Ad Campaign Stars Supermodel Giselle. Yawn. We Miss the Fabulously Cheesy Ads Starring Kelly Gray (the Founder's Daughter) Frolicking & Cavorting in Exotic Locales w/ Scantily Clad Studs. Fashiontribes Fashion Blog & Podcast from the...

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November 07, 2005

If your dress is lon enough to wear as a DRESS, please avoid putting jeans on under it-even Sienna Miller can't pull that off-Fashiontribes pop Culture Blog

I ADORE Sienna Miller. How can you not? Her style is almost impeccable. And now this. A sheer, long dress over jeans. Apparently a new Hollywood trend. Let's set this guideline to dressing-if the item you are using to cover...

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October 28, 2005

Jack White and Karen Elson- a bizarre couple from the get-go shows their true colours with their bizarre get-ups-Fashiontribes Pop Culture Blog

What in the name of creation is going on here? Karen Elson, whom I have never been a big fan of, apparently decided that if she were to procreate, she should do so with the world's most frightening man. Can...

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October 25, 2005

Fashion Do's and Dont's-Fergie, perhaps better known for her fashion traumas than her vocal prowess, sports a hair style that makes us wish we were blind-Fashiontribes Fashion Blog

Why can't Fergie dress less like a trashcan? This hairdo is plainly ridiculous, completely ugly and way beyond mortifying. I am literally blushing for her at his point. While pretty is never really a word I find applicable to this...

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October 04, 2005

Fashion Do's & Dont's - NYC - Droopy Pants & Questionable Leopard Tights with Converse Sneakers. Street Fashion "Fashion Don'ts" from New York's Soho. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION EXPERT FASHION BLOG

Some do-not-ever fashion felonies from the streets of New York: - Lesley Droopy drawers flatter no one: Leopard tights & Converse kicks with a dress? We think not:

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September 29, 2005

Fashion Do's & Don'ts - NYC - Some Headshakingly Bad Fashion Dont's & Felonies - Dogs in Mary Janes, Anyone?! - That Make a Fashion Expert Cringe from New York's Spring 2006 Fashion Week - FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

For your further double-take-worthy, headshaking, wha-the-*@%!!! pleasure, we present some more fun Fashion Felonies from Spring 2006 Fashion Week at Bryant Park. - Lesley For the love of god, please never ever humiliate your pooch with Mary Janes & frilly...

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September 23, 2005

Fashion Dos & Don'ts - NYC Streetfashion "Fashion Don't" Spotted at New York's Spring 2006 Fashion Week - A Pair of Chiffon Pants That Never Ever Should Have Seen the Light of Day & Green Top. A Fashion Expert No No. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

Some outfits defy not just description - but words altogether. All I can muster up is: see below. (Note: for purposes of full disclosure, this was shot at the tents at Bryant Park during New York's Spring 2006 Fashion Week,...

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September 22, 2005

Fashion Dos & Don'ts from New York's Spring 2006 Fashionweek. In "The Fool in the Front Row" We Document the Further Wearing of Sunglasses Indoors & Other Crimes Against Fashion that Make a Fashion Expert Shudder. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

And for the final installment of our new, twice-yearly Fashion Week column - exclusive to Fashiontribes - The Fool in the Front Row. To reiterate: to qualify as a FFR, you must meet the following criteria: be seated in one...

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September 21, 2005

Fashion Dos & Don'ts - NYC - Fashion Felonies Involving Boot Abuse Documented at New York Spring 2006 Fashion Week. Fashion Expert Cringeworthy. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

One of the more unfortunate occurences during New York's Spring 2006 Fashion Week was the plethora of boot offenses. Your Blogette Rachel & I had to avert our eyes on several occasions, and with this being Fashionweek, you'd think those...

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Fashion Do's and Dont's-Pet Peeve- adult with a child' bookbag- and no child in sight!- Fashiontribes.com blog

So, backpacks were never cool right? I mean, when I convinced my mom to go messenger bag, I was so excited. I haven't touched a backpack in years. I am constantly astounded when grown women, on the street in NYC,...

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September 20, 2005

Mariah Carey is-SHOCKINGLY-dressed innapropriately. A celebrity Fashion don't-Fashion Do's and Dont's-Fashiontribes.com blog

Are there even words? I don't know. First of all, Ms. Carey, contrary to the vision you have in your head, you are no skinny-minnie. Please refrain from crop tops. You look like a jackass. Second, those hot pants are...

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Elle Magazine and Britney Spears-a combination that makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Seriously-Fashiontribes.com blog

So, saying Britney Spears is a disgusting pile of garbage is kind of like saying "the sky is blue." We all know. But why, why, WHY? would Elle magazine, a respectable fashion glossy, choose to put the trashy pop tartlet...

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Fashion Dos & Don'ts from New York's Spring 2006 Fashionweek. In "The Fool in the Front Row" We Document the Wearing of Sunglasses Indoors & Other Crimes Against Fashion that Make a Fashion Expert Shudder. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

Ah, fashionweek. The glitz, the glam...the poseurs. We decided it was high time someone did something. So with great pride, we bring you the first entry in our new twice-yearly Fashionweek column: The Fool in the Front Row. To qualify...

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September 19, 2005

Glam.com - Get the Trends, Celebs, Designer Fashion & Instant Gratification...all in one place. Fashion Expert Heaven! FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

Not that I have years of experience doing this or anything, but how often have you ogled the different fashion magazine spreads, wishing you didn't have to drag your sorry ass off the couch but could recline on the divan...

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We're Back- After a week of all th bustle at Bryant Park, we will be coming to your regularly once again. We know you missed the fashion expert commentary!-Fashiontribes.com fashion blog and podcast

After a week of mingling with the Anna's and the Carine's (Wintour and Roitfeld, respectively), we are back to our good old office, bringing you the latest and greatest from the net, the street and life in general. How we...

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September 09, 2005

Fashion Do's and Don'ts-A fashion expert would never be caught dead with jeans ripped right on her butt cheeks-Fashiontribes.com blog

This is what happens in your head as you walk behind this girl: "Eww, gross. Eww, gross. Eww, Gross." Repeat. Why? Because each step causes the little mouth-shaped hole DIRECTLY BELOW HER BUTT CHEEKS to open. Let's just pretend she...

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September 08, 2005

Fashion Do's & Don'ts - NYC - An Unspeakable Pair of Chartreuse Pants Paired With a Prep School Blazer. Yikes. Fashion Expert Streetfashion Report from New York - Men's Fashion. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG.

In the interests of equal opportunity fashion justice, we occasionally catch the odd male of the species commiting unspeakable acts of fashion terror. A whole chain of events occurred, and at each point, taste & style were woefully absent: In...

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Pet Peeve: Belly Shirts-when will they finally go away forever?-Fashiontribes.com blog

See this girl? She is really cute and she has a great figure. Yet, she still looks like a dirty, dumb girl. You know why? Because in NO CIRCUMSTANCE is it OK for you to purchase and/or wear a belly...

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September 07, 2005

Fashiontribes Don't-When summer means ugly prints, too-short shorts and hideous acid-bright colours, we beg you stay inside-fashiontribes felony-fashiontribes.com blog

Clearly, a fashion expert this girl is not. If she were, she would have done something chic with those shorts, which she didn't. The shorts, isolated, are not terrible. Yes, on her the print is totally hideous, but on someone...

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Celebrity Fashion Don't: Charlotte Church committs a fashiontribes felony by donning gear that makes her look like a bloated, dead seal-fashiontribes.com blog

Thanks to JustJared for opening my eyes to this whale of a disaster. Speaking of whale's, Charlotte Church kind of reminds me of a sea creature here. Perhaps a beached seal or walrus? Gowns made of bias-cut sequin fabric should...

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September 06, 2005

Fashiontribes Don'ts- This woman looks like a giant, gross black and white cookie. Get your barf bag ready-Fashiontribes.com blog

This is so disgusting, it's hard for me to look at the picture long enough to write about it without stabbing my eyeballs out with forks. I mean, the real travesty here is that this item was not only purchased,...

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Fashion Don'ts- Dowdy heels and hideous denim shorts do not a fashion expert make-fashiontribes.com blog

I can't fathom how one would arrive upon this combination as an outfit. Clearly, there were brain synapses that just did not occur. The shirt is very late nineties- that fitted, "girly" t-shirt with cheesy writing on it. Replace it...

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Fashion Do's & Dont's - NYC - Never Let Anyone Tell You a Summery Print Skirt Should be Paired with Frye Boots Under Any Circumstances - A Streetfashion Atrocity Busted by a Fashion Expert in New York's Soho - FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

Frye boots are a tricky proposition. Even with pants, they can come off as totally dorky, or even worse, bad 80s. And never - really, under any circumstances - should they be paired with a floaty summer skirt. Did she...

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Fashiontribes Don'ts- A man in hot pink leggings? Are you joking? Fashiontribes Felony committed here!-Fashiontribes.com blog

I don't even really think this necessitates a critique. I mean, what the hell is this? We can start with the girl, because that is a relatively minor infraction- as you know, there are very few incidents where cowboy boots...

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September 05, 2005

Fashion Don'ts- Fashiontribes Felony committed by this girl wearing pink camo pants-a fashion expert blinds herself-Fashiontribes.com blog

Whatever it is going on here, I want no part of it. I think this girl was confused when all the fall magazines instructed their fashion-savvy readers to mix prints and textures, because if this was a typical result of...

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September 02, 2005

Fashion Don'ts-Dress for your weight please, and while your at it, even if you are pin thin this combo is terrible-Fashiontribes Felony-Fashiontribes.com blog

I am pretty sure it goes without saying that these outfits are horrendous. Particularly the pink and blue combo. With no redeeming quality in either, I regret to inform you, when they turned around, we realized that these women were...

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Fashiontribes Don't-Ashlee Simpson commits a fashiontribes felony-this dress makes her look like a large, blue couch, not a fashion expert-Fashiontribes.com blog

I know cute would never be a word to describe her, but did she always look this shapeless? Her choice in dress shape and colour makes her look not only plain jane, but also not as svelte as she actually...

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Fashion Do's & Don'ts - NYC - A Nasty Looking Shapeless Print Top Paired with - of all things - a Fannypack! An Unspeakable Fashiontribes Felony & Enormous Fashion Don't in Soho - Fashion Expert Streetfashion Report. FASHIONTRIBES FASHION BLOG

My grandma always used to tell me to "wear a little color" and "brighten up" - but somehow, I don't think this is what she had in mind. Please, for the love of god, never ever let anyone talk you...

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September 01, 2005

Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B. is usually cute- so what the hell is this piece of garbage?-Fashintribes.com blog

So, uh, what the fuck is this? Just to clarify, the white thing is SEPARATE from the hideous, above-the-boob ending striped, Bert and Ernie styled piece of garbage "shirt" that is pictured. That's right. A CROPPED TURTLENECK. I am sorry,...

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Fashion Don'ts- We were going to ignore this Fashiontribes Felony on Rachel McAdams, but then a "fashion expert" at Life & Style had to suggest people imitate it-Fashiontribes.com blog

So, I like Rachel McAdams, She seems sweet and wholesome, she has an awesome name, and for the most part she falls into the neutral part of fashion. Never an icon, not too many blunders. We were giving her a...

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Fashion Don'ts-Wearing a cropped sweater top over hippy garb makes you the opposite of a fashion expert-Fashiontribes Felony-Fashiontribes.com

I hate what's-the-fucking-point sweaters. If your sporting a sweater that's 4 inches long, i can practically guarantee it's doing very little for your body temperature. The fact that it cuts off right above your stomach doesn't really make you look...

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Fashiontribes Don'ts- Wearing gym clothes on the street is not only a fashiontribes felony, but it is not the mark of a fashion expert-Fashiontribes.com blog

Perhaps one of my biggest pet peeves is when people wander around the city in gym clothes. In my head, I can't help but wonder is it that hard to get dressed normally? I mean, is it so hard to...

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August 31, 2005

Fashiontribes Don'ts-Jessica Simpson makes a fashiontribes felony with her hideous-hooker inspired VMA gear-Clearly, a fashion expert she is not-Fashiontribes.com blog

So, uh, not much to really poke fun at here, because it's so obvious even the "fashion reviewers" at Star picked it out as the worst of the week. I'll give it a half-hearted attempt though: In this terrible choice...

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Britney Spears is a gross fat cow- How did the cute girl we once knew tranform into a monster-Star Weekly points out her flaws-Fashiontribes.com

I know celebrity life takes it's toll or whatever, but I ate lunch right before I opened up Star Weekly, and I have been to the bathroom 3 times since I saw this picture. Aren't you supposed to be at...

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Fashion Don'ts-Short shorts and big boots is a fashion attrocity no fashion expert can bear to see-Fashiontribes.com blog

This girl is the most crushing form of don't-the almost right don't. With her cute, short denim shorts and great vintage button-up, she could be dashingly chic. Her purple Balenciaga? terrific. So what possessed her to stick on clunky Frye...

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Anna Wintour's Children are following closely in her footsteps- Although, with a fashion expert mother, I would have picked a different dress-Fashiontribes.com blog

It seems Anna Wintour's puppies, of sorry, children, have the best of fashion life up on offer for them. Here they are at the launch of Men's Vogue in conjunction with Polo. Her daughter, Bee, is always pictures with her...

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