20 Stylish Ways to Leave Your Lover...just in time for Valentine's Day!
"The problem is all inside your head", s/he said to me.
The answer is easy if you take it logically.
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free.
There must be twenty ways to leave your lover.
She said, "it's really not my habit to intrude.
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued.
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude.
There must be twenty ways to leave your lover.
Twenty ways to leave your lover:
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan.
You don't need to be coy, Roy.
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus.
You don't need to discuss much.
Just drop off the key, Lee.
And get yourself free."
You just slip out the back, Jack.
#1 dress to egress
#2 slip off in a stylish studded Burberry trench
#3 go incognito in oversize sunnies
#4 stuff your getaway stuff into a stylish tote
Make a new plan, Stan.
#5 new year, new you!
#6 hatch your big plans in a stylish new Filofax
#7 jot it all down with a blinged-out fountain pen
#8 now that you're single, try something new
You don't need to be coy, Roy. Just get yourself free.
#9 ...just not by post-it note
#10 time to get back into shape! here's how.
#11 dab on some of the "breakup" fragrance
#12 the dude? ditch him. the denim? a keeper!
Hop on the bus, Gus. You don't need to discuss much.
#13 just whatever you can fit in this snazzy rollerboard suitcase
#14 & can't-miss-it luggage tag
#15 don't forget the cashmere travel throw
#16 or a case for your new iPhone 5
Just drop off the key, Lee & get yourself free.
#17 pen your goodbyes on stationary with a key motif to drive the point home
#18 then leave your message & your key in bottle
#19 replace the key you left with a snazzy new one on a ring
#20 or celebrate your newfound freedom with a key to the future covered in, what else, diamonds!
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