When you gotta have pizza, you gotta have pizza. But until recently, the stuff from the freezer aisle was pretty much a last-ditch maneuver. So our Official Taste Panel (of two) recently decided to put FRESCHETTA® Simply…Inspired™ thin & crispy pizzas to the test. Here are some of the comments:
Panel: "Hey, cool! Bigger veggies! And more of them, too. And look, it's #imfhts83mg*^&!"
Panel Moderator (me): "Don't talk with your mouth full."
"Ya know, this tastes a lot like *$M%^&@(#$*."
"Like it came from a pizzeria?"
"And it's #*OM%6mu98, too...sorry, I mean it's eco! Chomp-chomp-swallow...look, this package here says: [in Late Night TV Announcer Voice] this FRESCH-TASTE SEAL™ Packing locks in flavors and uses 30% less packaging material! @(m*$&%OSn&$^ @f8ghrIM$*, @(jfgh38*$(# @*JRNGithe!"
"Wha? Oh...small package, big pizza. Size...matters! Yes, very funny." *sigh*
"Seven other flavors."
"Oooooooh, piiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeee-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ppppppppppppppllllllllee! I lurve pineapple on a pizza!
"No, really. Anything else you wanna add Homer Simpson?"
"Wait, dogs can't have pizza...really? Isn't it like dangerous or something?"
"@omfi&^ )@(#$* the @((#$)*$& @$*#$((*."
"Yeah, well I want the Canadian Bacon one, too. Oh, okay, just a little."
In other words, all eight distinctive flavors come with a variety of toppings & signature sauces. Be sure to follow Freschetta on Twitter (@FreschettaSI) and LIKE them on FB - http://www.facebook.com/FreschettaSimplyInspired - to get in on the weekly giveaways of prizes, a downloadable $2 coupon for a FRESCHETTA® Simply Inspired, and other pizza'y goodness.
Not sure where to begin? Take the fun "What's Your Flavor?" quiz at FreschettaSimplyInspired.com to find out which flavor is simply… M$*#$&NGSH$*&%!
(dog with pizza - source)