Possibly the Worst Named Fashion Items Ever
Skort, Uggs, shrug, chaps, girdle, pasties, Mukluks, dickie, muff....each with a progressively more cringeworthy moniker, not to mention falling fashion quotient. The Frisky has compiled a fun list of 15 such items, including: Girdle: Sounds more like the name of a death rattle than an undergarment meant to smooth and flatter a woman's (or man's!) body. Pasties: a name better suited to little boys who worship female pop stars and know all the words to Spamalot. And our LOL fave: Muff...essentially an (often) fur-lined, warm hole. This is one item that seems aptly named, if unfortunately so...
Be sure to check out the full list, plus Honorable Mentions (Stirrup Pants; Choker; Spanx...) at TheFrisky.com.
- Lesley Scott