Turkey Day needn't all be about stuffing both the turkey and yourself, and then vegging out to American Football in a food stupor. Instead, dress to impress, feast with some modicum of dignity, give thanks you're not one of these celeb turkeys (#5), and generally survive the holiday in style:
1. Dress to impress the fam & other holiday guests.
2. Keep your waistline intact.
3. Fantasy shop our fabulous Luxury Gift Guide.
4. Actual shop Net-a-Porter's monster sale.
5. Scoff at Hollywood.com's fun (non-fattening) 2008 Turkeys.
- Lesley Scott