Bad Santa Wishes You a Mostly Miserable, Decidedly Drunken Holidays
I've been to prison once.
I've been married twice.
I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason.
I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out, and I got a bone chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal.
I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life.
But nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.
Pretty much the best start to a completely child-unsuitable holiday movie...ever.
As a drunken miserable safecracker, Billy Bob Thornton and his diminutive partner - the hilariously foul-mouthed Tony Cox - pose as a department store Santa and his elf for a heartwarming tale of what happens when the Holiday Spirit has a few too many. The cast includes the fabulous Bernie Mac as a store detective with a metrosexual streak, Cloris Leachman is a sandwich-making machine of a grandma, there's a friendly female bartender with a fetish for doin' the nasty with Santa, and the charmingly chubby Thurman Merman (when we found out this is what Rachel Bilson named her dog, we instantly became fans).
Available at Amazon.com.
- Lesley Scott
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