If "Bad Santa" is Your Fave Heartwarming Holiday Tradition, then Attus Apparel has Your Threads
I've been to prison once.
I've been married twice.
I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason.
I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out, and I got a bone chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal.
I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life.
But nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.
There's nothing like an annual holiday viewing of Billy Bob Thornton as a drunken, has-been safecracker department store "Santa" drunk on a barstool to warm the cockles of your cynical heart.
And in the holiday spirit of mayhem, Attus Apparel is offering up one last round of Shot Up Shirts (SUS), Three Strikes You're Out, Third Time is a Charm, a Three Way, etc.
All available at AttusApparel.com.
- Lesley Scott
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