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While you're there, enter for a chance to win $25,000 on a luscious shopping spree, and be sure to submit your best & worst love stories - each week, the top five stories will be posted. Or send an anti-cupid greetings to all your fab girlfriends!
Valentine's Day is fun again thanks to DumpCupid.com.
- Lesley Scott