So, we missed the boat. Yesterday, September 19th, was Talk like a pirate day. That means that peppering your conversations with "argh". "walk the plank" and "matey " would have been perfectly acceptable. Of course, if you do it today, you'll just sound like a loon. UNLESS- institute your own talk like a pirate day. We are in OUR office. Not comfortable with that? Check out this guide-So you Wanna Be A Pirate?. With a foreword by Dave Barry, you know you'll be rolling on the floor by page 2.