So, saying Britney Spears is a disgusting pile of garbage is kind of like saying "the sky is blue." We all know. But why, why, WHY? would Elle magazine, a respectable fashion glossy, choose to put the trashy pop tartlet on their cover? I mean, she doubled size and created numerous maternity wear mistakes while pregnant. Her hair looks very...uh...suburban soccer mom. And her sense of style is, how do you say, NON EXISTENT! Elle, we love you when you have classy people on your cover, but no one should endorse the career of this has-been blob.