Ah, this is the life. Not only am I fortunate enough to spend my week lounging on the beach in madras-land, but I am also getting to spend tons of time hitting the creme of the web crop. Naturally, we like to share our faves with you, so you to can appreciate the wicked humor and dry wit-or complete absurdity-of those we adore. As I sip my dry martini, I can't help but think yes, this is the life.
THE BLOG REPORT
JustJared.com-Jared is clearly an updating machine, as we get juicy tidbits from him all day long. The best news of the week?
- The beloved SJP is back in action. Jared brings us pics from her current project, filming Failure to Launch with Matthew McConaughey. Filming in Maryland (that's actually quite near NYC...) The project involves her playing Matthew's dream girl. Gross. Wrong Matthew, guys.
- Yet again, Jared and I have a slight disagreement. While he insists Nicole Richie is becoming a flat-chested bobble-head, adorned with bug-eye sunglasses, I simply adore her and thing she just returned to her natural size. I guess I can allow a chic personal style to make up for anything, although I wish I was this skinny, so i am not sure her weight is such a glaring error.
Says The Asian Leprechaun-Ah, an update. The last time I was this excited was 27 July-It seems that after some time in Ninjaland, The wise and hilarious Asian Leprechaun has been sparse on the updates. So what's up in the land of Lep? Apparently, as her Te Amo entry implies, she is in love. Although not sure with whom. And is it Corona induced? Has she met the man? Is she in love with a stranger from whom she receives lusty gazes? Stay tuned.
TheSuperficial.com -From the biting tongue of one of my favorites comes better gossip than US magazine could ever hope to deliver. I am not sure why or where this guy has time or is located, but he needs to keep it coming. His social analysis is too funny to exist without.
- Reese Witherspoon and I are apparently in agreement. Jessica Simpson needs to stop being a dumb blonde to further her public image. And The Superficial feels that as long as pie-baking is completed, then it doesn't matter. But I dare say, Mr., you would end up with one disgusting lump of crust and filling if you allowed Simpson to bake you a pie. That is, if she didn't blow herself up attempting to use the oven.
- Apparently, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are preggers. In case you didn't have eyes. For some reason (maybe the fact that there is speculation that he cheated on Naomi Watts with Williams) they felt confirming their relationship (now engaged) or their fertility status (her bump has been growing for months) was a bad idea. Finally it's official. Again, you had to be blind not to see it in the first place.
LaCoquette.com-We love a bit of the Yankee French. Besides being hi-larious (our highest ranking in the scheme of things) La Coquette is obviously of super-human intelligence. This weeks installment? Adventures in London.
- After a stay at the Zetter Hotel, La Coquette is glowing with their praises. Besides eating well (you can do this in London? Please, clue me in!) and buying fancy panc-ies, she stayed in this fabulous of fab hotels. How do I know she isn't blowing smoke? She compared the decor colour scheme to a Wes Anderson flick. SWOON!
Gawker.com -If our friends at Gawker didn't keep up with all the latest blunders and busts of society-media savvy, insane society- who would. We love thee Gawker.
- Donatella allegedly has been a coke-head for ions. Ok, ok, we admit this isn't really news. But if it made it onto Gawker.... Anyhoo, apparently some monkey allowed ms. Versace to design some items (the cheaper ones) before Gianni passed. In a collection peppered with red, white and vinyl Donatella channeled the deeesco. Hint: The Deesco can fit up your nose.
Defamer.com-We love Gawker sibling for making Hollywood so easy to read. How can they always offer up such ridiculously tasty tidbits?
- LindsLo should maybe keep her trap shut. Incriminating us to believe she if further covering up her supposed Coke-habit, Lohan claims she tried pot once and hated it, but never attempted the white stuff. Defamer naturally analyzed this to mean she never hated cocaine. Smooth Lindsay. Real Smooth.