So, uh, not much to really poke fun at here, because it's so obvious even the "fashion reviewers" at Star picked it out as the worst of the week. I'll give it a half-hearted attempt though: In this terrible choice of fabric (can't be classified as clothing) Jessica Simpson looks like a complete slut. Her ugly, hideous, distracting shirt can't manage to stay on. Items like this weren't designed for girls who- as her dad proudly crowed- has Double D's. Her shorts are pulled up so high, I am getting a wedgie. Burn it all. Please. As a gift to humanity.