I love me a good jean. I especially love me a good jean that makes me feel like Joey Ramone's cool and attractive little sister. And good jeans, my minions, are hard to find. So I put on my supersleuth gear and ran all over Manhattan until I found a gem of a boutique named EVA. Clean and packed with stuff, but avoiding clutter, EVA gave me more than great jeans. The salesgirl was infinitely knowledgeable (an expert on all from L.A.M.B. to Undercover) and so pleasant to talk to. And, of course, she lead me to the holy grail of jeanage: Acne Action Jeans. Yes, the name is disconcerting. No, having the word acne emblazoned on your derriere is probably not something you would consider-were these jeans ordinary. Alas, they are not. Acne jeans are for your inner rock'n'roll machine. Or, if you me, your plain old self (my rock'n'roll machinage is on daily display) . Slither into the devine jeans, and find your legs looking long and lean, your butt looking tiny, and your Joey Ramone destiny staring back at you from the mirror. My pick is the HUG-antifit and delightfully camoflaging through the thighs, tight and rockstar like in the calves. On top of being jean-iouses (couldn't resist), Acne makes a range of sweaters, jackets, t-shirts and shoes that are that perfect Scandinavian brand of cool (they are based in Sweden). Eva is the ideal shopping venue, because they obviously care for their customers. Head over to Mulberry street in Manhattan and check both out!